Rachel M. & Keith O, a love letter

I'm not a celebrity obsessed, "I'm your biggest fan" freak kind of person.  In fact, I'm pretty sure the difference between me (a commoner) and people on the teevee is that....well, they're on the tv, otherwise not much.  So why am I announcing my love for these two media personalities?  Because they give me a voice, and say what I want people to hear.